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Not again: Unclear if owners will come back home

Chase Bäll
Staff Writer
Dec 18, 2017 12:34 PM
DOGS IN DISTRESS — Local puppers are increasingly distressed that today may be the last day their owners come back to the house, begging the question: when will I get fed again?
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"Please don't leave me alone with the cat again," local dogs plead.

Another day of fear ripples across the dog world as owners leave the house, perhaps to never return home again and feed their animals. What's worse, some dogs report being kept in the same area as the cat all day.

Where did they go?

Scholars of the dog world still debate where precisely owners are going each day, and perhaps more puzzlingly, why aren't they taking their dogs with them? Is it the park? Are they going to the park? I wanna go to the park! Excuse me.

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