Another day of fear ripples across the dog world as owners leave the house, perhaps to never return home again and feed their animals. What's worse, some dogs report being kept in the same area as the cat all day.
Scholars of the dog world still debate where precisely owners are going each day, and perhaps more puzzlingly, why aren't they taking their dogs with them? Is it the park? Are they going to the park? I wanna go to the park! Excuse me.
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