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Extreme cold spell to hit many areas of the US

Darnareus Corgarian
Staff Writer
Dec 18, 2017 12:34 PM
EAST COAST PUPTOWN -- Brace yourselves, pups, it's time to bundle up.

Weather forecasts predict cold temperatures in the double negative digits for the next two weeks on the East Coast. Dogtors everywhere say that prolonged exposure to these temperatures can be dangerous.

Stay warm, stay safe

The good news is there are a few ways to stay safe in this weather. Short potty breaks, paw socks and barking incessantly when left outside are the most important ways to avoid the cold.

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